Ugh, sometimes life is just HARD and you wonder WHYYYY things are happening the way they are, and you ask "HOW LONG will this insanity last?!" Don't worry, all of your pain and suffering will be over soon and you will have arrived at the Land of Cheese (which I guess won't be much of a prize if you're lactose intolerant, but keep going, maybe there's an Island of Kale next!)